Sunday, 17 August 2014

Epic Creature Hunter I Walkthrough Guide

Epic Creature Hunter I
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Play Online: Epic Creature Hunter I
Developer: Kragsoft
Genre: Simulation, Upgrades

Epic Creature Hunter I Guide
List of Monsters in Epic Creature Hunter I
Leechy - HP: 63 | Armor: +0 | Gold: 15
Woody - HP: 125 | Armor: +0 | Gold: 50
Goblin - HP: 438 | Armor: +1 | Gold: 105
Rocky - HP: 688 | Armor: +5 | Gold: 180
Troll - HP: 1,013 | Armor: +6 | Gold: 275
Hooty - HP: 1,975 | Armor: +8 | Gold: 390
Wooistiti - HP: 3,000 | Armor: +10 | Gold: 525
Herball - HP: 4,750 | Armor: +15 | Gold: 680
Totoom - HP: 6,375 | Armor: +35 | Gold: 855
Ettonotte - HP: 9,625 | Armor: +50 | Gold: 1,050
Zombie - HP: 16,875 | Armor: +60 | Gold: 1,265
Gravedigger - HP: 19,750 | Armor: +75 | Gold: 1,500
Revenant - HP: 22,563 | Armor: +100 | Gold: 1,755
Lich - HP: 27,500 | Armor: +130 | Gold: 2,030
Wraith - HP: 33,750 | Armor: +150 | Gold: 2,325
King Boni - HP: 41,250 | Armor: +180 | Gold: 2,640
Zombie Veteran - HP: 50,000 | Armor: +200 | Gold: 2,975
Bloody Woody - HP: 88,625 | Armor: +300 | Gold: 3,330
R.I.P. - HP: 112,500 | Armor: +400 | Gold: 3,705
Graveyard Dragon - HP: 187500 | Armor: +666 | Gold: 4,100
Icy - HP: 137,500 | Armor: +680 | Gold: 4,515
Gengo - HP: 152,000 | Armor: +700 | Gold: 4,950
Frosty - HP: 172,500 | Armor: +720 | Gold: 5,405
Crystal - HP: 192,500 | Armor: +740 | Gold: 5,880
Worgg - HP: 231,250 | Armor: +2,500 | Gold: 6,375
Sorcerer - HP: 312,500 | Armor: +2,550 | Gold: 6,890
Borgg - HP: 331,250 | Armor: +2,600 | Gold: 7,425
Grizzly - HP: 362,500 | Armor: +2,650 | Gold: 7,980
Bigpaw - HP: 400,000 | Armor: +2,700 | Gold: 8,555
Iceberg Horror - HP: 625,000 | Armor: +9,999 | Gold: 9,150
Energy Archer - HP: 687,500 | Armor: +11,000 | Gold: 9,765
Pimpoom - HP: 775,000 | Armor: +11,500 | Gold: 10,400
Agara - HP: 875,000 | Armor: +12,000 | Gold: 11,055
Koompi - HP: 1,031,250 | Armor: +12,500 | Gold: 11,730
Karocky - HP: 1,250,000 | Armor: +25,000 | Gold: 12,425
Roflroler - HP: 1,375,000 | Armor: +26,000 | Gold: 13,140
Kewpie - HP: 1,562,500 | Armor: +27,000 | Gold: 13,875
Farfur - HP: 1,750,000 | Armor: +28,000 | Gold: 14,630
Hornus - HP: 2,187,500 | Armor: +29,000 | Gold: 15,405
Lazarus - HP: 2,625,000 | Armor: +75,000 | Gold: 16,200
Mouski - HP: 3,125,000 | Armor: +77,000 | Gold: 17,015
Magmal - HP: 3,562,500 | Armor: +79,000 | Gold: 17,850
Barbarian - HP: 4,062,500 | Armor: +81,000 | Gold: 18,705
Shadow - HP: 4,500,000 | Armor: +83,000 | Gold: 19,580
Babypetal - HP: 5,000,000 | Armor: +171,000 | Gold: 20,475
Captain Pook - HP: 5,562,500 | Armor: +179,000 | Gold: 21,390
Red Tongue - HP: 6,125,000 | Armor: +183,000 | Gold: 22,325
Warlord - HP: 6,975,000 | Armor: +187,000 | Gold: 23,280
Count Vladi - HP: 7,625,000 | Armor: +191,000 | Gold: 24,255
Lady Botony - HP: 12,500,000 | Armor: +400,000 | Gold: 25,250
Wind Walker - HP: 13,750,000 | Armor: +450,000 | Gold: 26,265
Buzzy - HP: 15,000,000 | Armor: +450,000 | Gold: 27,300
Stargate - HP: 16,250,000 | Armor: +500,000 | Gold: 28,355
Athar - HP: 17,500,000 | Armor: +550,000 | Gold: 29,430
Poofy - HP: 31,250,000 | Armor: +1,100,000 | Gold: 30,525
Rainbowrp - HP: 33,750,000 | Armor: +1,150,000 | Gold: 31,640
Graggar - HP: 36,250,000 | Armor: +1,200,000 | Gold: 32,775
Bombo - HP: 38,750,000 | Armor: +1,250,000 | Gold: 33,930
Baron Wingels - HP: 41,250,000 | Armor: +1,300,000 | Gold: 35,105
Vaccuar - HP: 125,000,000 | Armor: +3,200,000 | Gold: 36,300
Eggy - HP: 150,000,000 | Armor: +3,500,000 | Gold: 37,515
Shrooms - HP: 162,500,000 | Armor: +3,900,000 | Gold: 38,750
Queen's Soldier - HP: 175,000,000 | Armor: +4,400,000 | Gold: 40,005
Hypnohoot - HP: 187,500,000 | Armor: +4,900,000 | Gold: 41,280
Walking Moon - HP: 406,250,000 | Armor: +7,800,000 | Gold: 42,575
Chocolate Killer - HP: 500,000,000 | Armor: +8,300,000 | Gold: 43,890
Papylopy - HP: 593,750,000 | Armor: +8,800,000 | Gold: 45,225
Albino Licorn - HP: 687,500,000 | Armor: +9,300,000 | Gold: 46,580
Queen - HP: 781,250,000 | Armor: +9,800,000 | Gold: 47,955
Doctor Fox - HP: 1,375,000,000 | Armor: +16,500,000 | Gold: 49,350
Spiker - HP: 1,500,000,000 | Armor: +17,000,000 | Gold: 50,765
Ratski - HP: 1,625,000,000 | Armor: +17,500,000 | Gold: 52,200
Bearbyl - HP: 1,750,000,000 | Armor: +18,000,000 | Gold: 53,655
Black Samurai - HP: 1,875,000,000 | Armor: +18,500,000 | Gold: 55,130
Black Knight - HP: 3,875,000,000 | Armor: +33,500,000 | Gold: 56,625
Nightmare - HP: 4,375,000,000 | Armor: +34,500,000 | Gold: 59,675
R.Z.X - HP: 5,000,000,000 | Armor: +36,500,000 | Gold: 61,230
Caphrazix - HP: 5,625,000,000 | Armor: +38,500,000 | Gold: 62,805
Beatrix - HP: 6,250,000,000 | Armor: +40,500,000 | Gold: 64,400
Alghadrix - HP: 12,500,000,000 | Armor: +95,000,000 | Gold: 66,015
Fire Beetle - HP: 13,125,000,000 | Armor: +97,000,000 | Gold: 67,650
Fire Ball - HP: 13,750,000,000 | Armor: +99,000,000 | Gold: 69,305
Mini Volcano - HP: 14,375,000,000 | Armor: +101,000,000 | Gold: 70,980
BBQ Woody - HP: 15,000,000,000 | Armor: +103,000,000 | Gold: 72,675
Fire Elemental - HP: 31,250,000,000 | Armor: +210,000,000 | Gold: 74,390
Magmara - HP: 33,750,000,000 | Armor: +220,000,000 | Gold: 76,125
Motoom - HP: 36,250,000,000 | Armor: +230,000,0000 | Gold: 77,880
Volcano Family - HP: 96,250,000,000 | Armor: +240,000,000 | Gold: 79,655
Final Phoenix I - HP: 178,750,000,000 | Armor: +879,999,999 | Gold: 81,450
Final Phoenix II - HP: 195,000,000,000 | Armor: +959,999,999 | Gold: 89,265
Final Phoenix III - HP: 211,250,000,000 | Armor: +1,039,999,999 | Gold: 85,100
Final Phoenix IV - HP: 227,500,000,000 | Armor: +1,119,999,999 | Gold: 86,955
Final Phoenix V - HP: 243,750,000,000 | Armor: +1,199,999,999 | Gold: 88,830

List of Upgrades in Epic Creature Hunter I
Note: ??? is an unknown number.
Base Dmg - Max Level: ???, Base Damage: +1
Idle Speed - Max level: ???, Attack/Sec: +0.1
Multiply Base Damage - Max Level: 30, Mult: +x0.05
Crit Multiplier - Max Level: 30, Mult: +0.5
Critical Hits Range - Max Level: 30, Mult: +1%
Find Gems - Max Level: 30, Chance: +1%
Find Gold - Max Level: ???, Multiplier Bonus: +x0.05

List of Weapons in Epic Creature Hunter I
Rollingpin - Dmg: 1x D6, Crit: 1% (x1.5), Idle Speed: 1/S, Cost: Free
Shortsword - Dmg: 10x D6, Crit: 1% (x1.6), Idle Speed: 1.1/S, Cost: 1,000
Handaxe - Dmg: 40x D6, Crit: 1% (x1.6), Idle Speed: 1.2/S, Cost: 5,000
Kama - Dmg: 160x D6, Crit: 1% (x1.7), Idle Speed: 1.4/S, Cost: 25,000
Doublesword - Dmg: 500x D6, Crit: 1% (x1.8), Idle Speed: 2/S, Cost: 70,000
Blue Blade - Dmg: 1,500x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 2.2/S, Cost: 115,000
Spear - Dmg: 3,200x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 2.5/S, Cost: 325,000
Wind Blade - Dmg: 7,500x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 3/S, Cost: 500,000
Kukri - Dmg: 20,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 3.5/S, Cost: 1,000,000
Katana - Dmg: 41,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 4/S, Cost: 1,750,000
Large Axe - Dmg: 110,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 4.5/S, Cost: 3,500,000
Energy Bow - Dmg: 250,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 5/S, Cost: 7,000,000
Lich Axe - Dmg: 700,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 5.5/S, Cost: 13,000,000
Everfrost - Dmg: 1,350,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 6/S, Cost: 19,000,000
Demon Hand - Dmg: 2,500,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 6.5/S, Cost: 40,000,000
Time Bender - Dmg: 6,024,365x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 7/S, Cost: 90,000,000
Magma Hammer - Dmg: 13,500,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 7.5/S, Cost: 175,000,000
Crystal Sword - Dmg: 28,000,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 8/S, Cost: 310,000,000
Everlasting Fire - Dmg: 52,000,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 9/S, Cost: 780,000,000
Guardian - Dmg: 117,000,000x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 10/S, Cost: 1,500,000,000
Death - Dmg: 229,999,999x D6, Crit: 1% (x2), Idle Speed: 11/S, Cost: 2,099,999,999

Recommended Build for Epic Creature Hunter I
Uprades
1. Max Find Gems
2. Max Critical Hits Range
3. Max Crit Multiplier
4. Max Multiply Base Damage
5. Idle Speed x10
6. Find Gold x10
7. Base Dmg x200
8. Repeat from 5! :)

Weapons
1. Shortsword
2. Kama
3. Blue Blade
4. Wind Blade
5. Katana
6. Energy Bow
7. Everfrost
8. Time Bender
9. Everlasting Fire
10. Death

Epic Creature Hunter I Walkthrough
In Epic Creature Hunter I, it seems to me that upgrading Chance To Find Gems is a top priority upgrade, as well as Idle Speed Boost. However the weapons give quite decent Idle Speed as you progressively get better weapons, which means you do not need to rush for idle speed just yet. Getting more gold for better weapons is nice, mostly because of the faster speed, but Gems seem where it's at since late game. As critical multiplier and chances are key to defeat tougher creatures. Once you reached Final Phoenix, you will going to be mindlessly grinding more stronger Final Phoenix like Hellstone in Idle Mine. Basically, you have technically won the game already. :)

The constant nature of gem drops and the linear nature of gold drops makes farming lower level creatures much more efficient and makes higher level creatures more of a pain than anything else. The best strategy is to stick with the enemy you 1-shot each time. Gold increase starts to be basically linear, so increasing the amount of gold per enemy killed with 2 hits is not worth when you only need 1 hit. Plus, more kills equals to more gem.

Sunday, 10 August 2014

Dragon Princess Walkthrough Guide

Dragon Princess
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Play Online: Dragon Princess
Developer: Anya 'apanda'
Genre: Shooter, Action

Dragon Princess Guide
List of Companions in Dragon Princess
Fire Mage
Skill: Shoots fireballs.
Rage: Killed enemy explodes.
Special: Damage of fireballs x2.

Ninja
Skill: Shoot Shurikens.
Rage: Launches a few giant shurikens around.
Special: Damages enemies so they can't attack.

Druid
Skill: Has a spiky thing floating around.
Rage: Spiky thing size x3 increased.
Special: Lots of leaves hurt enemies.

Archer
Skill: Shoots arrows.
Rage: Shoots x2 more arrows.
Special: Shoots arrows directly into enemy.

Knight
Skill: Launches a few swords.
Rage: Damage of swords doubled.
Special: Damages enemies so they can't attack.

Ice Mage
Skill: Shoots a few ice spikes around.
Rage: Shoots huge ice spikes.
Special: 50% chance to freeze enemy, if killed it freezes area around.

List of Upgrades in Dragon Princess
Mila's Upgrades
Healthy - +1 Life. Cost: 100
Fired Up - More fireball. Cost: 600
Faster Shooter - Faster recharge. Cost: 700
Health 2.0 - +1 Life. Cost: 950
Fire Master - Even more fireball. Cost: 110

Different Upgrades
Better Leader - +1 max group. Cost: 100
Smart With Money - More money from coins. Cost: 350
Greedy - +15% money from enemies. Cost: 500
Better Teleporter - Faster loot spawn. Cost: 750
Real Commander - +1 max group. Cost: 950

Fire Mage Upgrades
Fire Control - 50% more fireballs. Cost: 100
Hot Fire - 50% more damage. Cost: 400
Move Fast - 30% evasion. Cost: 500
More Special - +30% to special. Cost: 750
Power Shell - 60% more damage. Cost: 900

Ninja Upgrades
Bigger Pockets - 50% more shurikens. Cost: 100
Lucky Item - +30% chance to evade damage. Cost: 400
Sharper Weapons - +50% damage. Cost: 500
Secret Training - +50% special. Cost: 750
Power Strike - +50% to critical chance. Cost: 900

Druid Upgrades
New Spinning Spell - 30% faster spiky. Cost: 100
Better Control - 40% bigger range of spiky. Cost: 400
Nature Attacks - +40% damage. Cost: 500
Special Power - +30% chance of special. Cost: 750
Spin Spell 2.0 - +60% speed of spikes. Cost: 900

Archer Upgrades
Bull's Eye - 50% more arrows. Cost: 100
Power Impact - +50% damage. Cost: 400
Faster Moves - +50% evasion. Cost: 500
Secret Technic - +30% to special. Cost: 750
Mighty Archer - +50% damage. Cost: 900

Knight Upgrades
Metal Supplies - 50% more swords. Cost: 100
Tailsman - +50% critical chance. Cost: 400
Evade Death - +30% dodge. Cost: 500
Special Moves - +30% to special. Cost: 750
Crystal of Might - +50% critical chance. Cost: 900

Ice Mage Upgrades
Ice Control - 50% more ice spikes. Cost: 100
Piercing ice - 30% more damage. Cost: 400
Power Control - +50% critical chance. Cost: 500
Snow Storm - +60% damage. Cost: 750
Energy Storm - +50% more critical. Cost: 900

List of Enemies in Dragon Princess
Hairy Zombie - Life: Minimum, Vision: Small, Speed: Medium
Three Eye Greeny - Life: Medium, Vision: Wide, Speed: Medium
Double Zombie - Life: A lot, Vision: Medium, Speed: Medium
I-Eye - Life: A lot, Vision: Wide, Speed: Fast
Ghost - Life: Medium, Vision: Medium, Speed: Medium
Skeleton - Life: Minimum, Vision: Small, Speed: Medium
Mummy - Life: Small but can be revived, Vision: Medium, Speed: Medium
Bird of Prey - Life: Medium, Vision: Wide, Speed: Fast
Fire Spirit - Life: More than average, Vision: Small, Speed: Medium
Fire Rabbit - Life: A lot, Vision: Medium, Speed: Medium

Recommended Build for Dragon Princess
1. Better Leader
2. Smart With Money
3. Greedy
4. Better Teleporter
5. Real Commander
6. Healthy
7. Fired Up
8. Faster Shooter
9. Health 2.0
10. Fire Master
11. Upgrade anything you want! :D

Dragon Princess Walkthrough
I'll say the game, Dragon Princess is a bit easy. It's hard to get hit, additional teammates add so much power it's crazy, and you can kill last boss within star time limit with the main hero alone. For people who would like a little more challenge, try playing with your mouse rather than using WASD settings. You should be fine as long you don't get swarmed by enemies, always shoot them at a distance. Earn kill combos to gain charges to turn on rage mode. Yay, RAGEEE! >:D

Sunday, 3 August 2014

VikingLand Walkthrough Guide

VikingLand
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Play Online: VikingLand
Developer: HotCup Games
Genre: Strategy, Distance

VikingLand Guide
List of Towers in VikingLand
Stone Tower - Base Damage: 5, Type: Physical
Axe Tower - Base Damage: 63, Type: Physical
Axe Tower2 - Base Damage: 89, Type: Physical
Axe Tower3 - Base Damage: 149, Type: Physical
Spear Tower - Base Damage: 20, Type: Physical
Spear Tower2 - Base Damage: 20x2, Type: Physical
Spear Tower3 - Base Damage: 20x3, Type: Physical
Basic Splash Tower - Base Damage: 16, Type: Physical/Splash
Splash Tower - Base Damage: 34, Type: Physical/Splash
Splash Tower2 - Base Damage: 54, Type: Physical/Splash
Splash Tower3 - Base Damage: 110, Type: Physical/Splash
Friendly Splash - Base Damage: 12x2, Type: Physical/Splash
Friendly Splash2 - Base Damage: 12x4, Type: Physical/Splash
Friendly Splash3 - Base Damage: 12x6, Type: Physical/Splash
Basic Magic Tower - Base Damage: 8, Type: Magical
Frost Tower - Base Damage: 4, Type: Magical/Slowing
Frost Tower2 - Base Damage: 4, Type: Magical/Slowing
Frost Tower3 - Base Damage: 4, Type: Magical/Slowing
Storm Tower - Base Damage: 29, Type: Magical/Critical (50% of chance of double damage.)
Storm Tower2 - Base Damage: 45, Type: Magical/Critical (50% of chance of double damage.)
Storm Tower3 - Base Damage: 75, Type: Magical/Critical (50% of chance of double damage.)

List of Monsters in VikingLand
Smally - Small fast monster, usually running with a lot of friends.
Life: 15, Damage: 1, Armor: None
Armored Smally - The same one, with armor.
Life: 35, Damage: 1, Armor: Physical
Very Armored Smally - A very armored Smally.
Life: 57, Damage: 1, Armor: Physical
Otto - Flying and resistant to magic.
Life: 120, Damage: 2, Armor: Magical
Wormy - Has very strong resistant to magic skin, but it is very slow.
Life: 950, Damage: 3, Armor: Magical
Krusty - very kind, crab looking creature.
Life: 100, Damage: 1, Armor: None
Potty - He loves to eat viking and potatoes.
Life: 80, Damage: 1, Armor: Magical
Mr. Bone - Big slow creature, loves eating vikings when in bad mood.
Life: 275, Damage: 2, Armor: Physical
Armored Mr. Bone - The same one, with armor.
Life: 250, Damage: 2, Armor: Physical
Magically Armored Mr. Bone - The same one, with magical armor.
Life: 450, Damage: 2, Armor: Magical
Woolfy - Fast and strong eneough creature, actually isn't a woolf.
Life: 99, Damage: 1, Armor: Physical
Armored Woolfy - You better have some magic towers when it comes.
Life: 230, Damage: 1, Armor: Physical
Betty - A pretty fast and dangerous flying magically combined of mops and bat.
Life: 180, Damage: 1, Armor: None
Spidy - Well, it's a huge spider with magic resistance.
Life: 210, Damage: 1, Armor: Magical
Marty - A huge armored cyclops.
Life: 2000, Damage: 5, Armor: Physical
Oculus - ???
Life: 19991, Damage: 20, Armor: Magical

List of Upgrades in VikingLand
Throwing Towers
Will fight for food - Increase 6% damage and 5% of towers area. Cost: 9
Aerodynamics research - Increase towers area by 5% and decrease price by 4%. Cost: 18
Give them more food - Decrease tower reload time by 14%. Cost: 52
Death ritual - Increase damage and throwing by 3% area, price - 3%. Cost: 64
Use bone weapons - Throwing area + 3%, price - 3%. Cost: 70

Splash Towers
Rum parties every Friday - Reload time - 8%, price - 3%. Cost: 10
Lightweight helmets for Vikings - Fire area + 11%. Cost: 27
Inventory research - Damage + 5%, price - 3%. Cost: 45
Battle tactics improvement - Fire area +3%, reload time - 4%. Cost: 55
Salary growth - Damage + 8%, price - 3%. Cost: 78

Magic Towers
Pray to nature Gods - Reload time - 5%, fire area + 11%. Cost: 22
Use power of Sun - Reload time - 2%, tower price - 3%, damage, - 4% Cost: 40
Improve magic inventory - Damage + 12%. Cost: 62
Fire dance researches - Tower price - 4%. Cost: 60
Learn ancient knowledge - Damage + 5%, fire area +2%. Cost: 100

Recommended Build for VikingLand
Upgrades
1. Will fight for food
2. Aerodynamics research
3. Give them more food
4. Death ritual
5. Use bone weapons
6. Pray to nature Gods
7. Use power of Sun
8. Improve magic inventory
9. Fire dance researches
10. Learn ancient knowledge
11. Pray to nature Gods
12. Use power of Sun
13. Improve magic inventory
14. Fire dance researches
15. Learn ancient knowledge

VikingLand Walkthrough
In VikingLand, you have to apply a little strategy skills to win the game to achieve flawless victory. I experiment and found that build a single type of towers won't get you far after stage 1. You need a mix of towers and make smart upgrades in order to win the rest of the game. Firstly, analyze the map structure; Example will be finding critical intersection points to build towers first. Secondly, understand the tower properties. Magical towers are extremely effective towards monsters with physical armor, and Throwing Towers against magical armor. Lastly, most stages comes with a trap, understand it first and use it wisely. You’ll be a winner. :D

Stage 1 - Build all Magic Towers.
Stage 2 - Build 6 Throwing Towers, 4 Magic Towers, 2 Splash Towers.
Stage 3 - Build 8 Throwing Towers, 4 Magic Towers.
Stage 4 - Build 8 Throwing Towers, 6 Magic Towers.
Stage 5 - Build 7 Throwing Towers, 3 Magic Towers, 1 Splash Towers.
Stage 6 - Build 7 Throwing Towers, 4 Magic Towers, 1 Splash Towers.
Stage 7 - Build all Throwing Towers.
Stage 8 - Build 13 Throwing Towers, 4 Magic Towers. To win the last boss, sell away all your towers and buy the blue tower.

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Sunday, 27 July 2014

The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 3 Walkthrough Guide

The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 3
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Play Online: The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 3
Developer: Splapp-Me-Do
Genre: Puzzle

The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 3 Guide
Solutions to The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 3
Note: Answers written in red indicate that the question features a bomb. The bolded red text next to it indicates the timer of the bomb. If the number is "in quotes", then the bomb won't cause a game over upon time running out. If the number has an ellipsis (...) before it, the bomb will appear if you take too long in a question.

101. Before Christ (TOO OBVIOUSLY!)
102. The upper right block (The hieroglyphs somewhat translate as the word water, and the upper right block looks like a stream of water)
103. Dinosaur in a top hat!
104. 2002 (the year the Ice Age movie was released)
105. Four (the holes in "TROLOLOL"; reference to Questions 1 and 100 from TIQ, as well as Question 30 from TIQ 2)
106. Kick it up the arse (the question is how do you make a dino SOAR, fly)
107. 2004 (the question boxes were from The Impossible Quiz demo from 2004)
108. Type "BANG" (if you wait until 4 seconds on the bomb a text shows up saying "hint: create the universe") (20)
109. Titting Arsing Retarded Dicking Impossible Shit-Quiz
110. Click on the bomb. (the hieroglyphics say "bomb") (10)
111. G (G-string, as in a thong)
112. Click on Badly Drawn Dog's anus (its shaped like "X" , and X marks the spot for a treasure.) (10)
113. Herr Schnipp (HERR SCHNIPP = HAIR SNIP from a hair clipper which barbers use)
114. Click somewhere close to the yellow dot under Chris and the chair will collapse. If you try to stroke him, you'll create a time paradox and get a Game Over! This is because you are playing as Chris, and Chris is not allowed to touch his past self.(reference to question 68 from The Impossible Quiz (10)
115. Pleistocine (the Ice Age era)
116. The quiz's budget ran out (The question and answers were written on paper)
117. Adolf Titler
118. It blows your hand off (reference to Question 10 from The Impossible Quiz 2; trying to click the time scar under the text "a penguin" will take a life away from you).
119. He doesn't have one (reference to Question 103 from the Impossible Quiz 2, with the words "collar", "blue" and "green" replaced by "anus", "pink" and "brown" respectively, because of the time scars).
120. Click on Nyan Shat about 30 times or until he poops out a rainbow. (10)
121. Click on the blue time scar beside the word "end". This will send a meteor to the prehistoric era, killing the dinosaurs. (reference to Question 66 from The Impossible Quiz; trying to click the "!" at the end of the "question" will actually take a life away from you). (10)
122. Don't do anything. Splapp only wanted to show you a pic of some lemurs eating poop (Do not click anything that appears when you move your mouse over it). ("10")
123. Click any of the C's in the word "Click" (C is the largest Roman numeral of the clickable options, although the question number, for example, is bigger) // FUSESTOPPER: Hidden in a bush, just above the V in 'lives'. Search for it.
124. Put your mouse outside the screen to make an elephant fall in, since elephants don't like mice (The task "Click the Answer" and the options come from Question 4 from TIQ, while making the elephant come from above comes from Question 37 from TIQ 2. If you try to click "The Answer", it will just take a life away from you).
125. Click on the blue time scar and then click on the monster's eyes. (You have to be quick) (12)
126. Top left. (Question says "WTF", answer is "Snow", as a surprise that it's snowing all of a sudden)
127. Triassic Garden (Triassic is the era before Jurassic)
128. DX (answer in Roman numerals, DX means 510)
129. Click 'Mutts 'N Sluts' magazine. (10)
130. Click the question number. (If you mashed the bottom left broken one, it tells you to click the question number)
131. Rub both of the dogs until they disappear (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 1. You have to be fast). (10)
132. Australia (The question is entirely messed up)
133. Type 'w' (Double Ewe, ewe=female sheep)
134. Gondwanaland (It is located at the bottom right one, drag the vines too see it.) (10)
135. Barbarism (Herr Schnipp was a barber)
136. Drag the vines away to find the button on the bottom of the screen, in the middle (an arrow should appear). (10)
137. A piano stuck up a tree ( A piano's keys is made from ivory, it has four legs and the tree has a trunk)
138. Rub the defective laser as fast as you can, and click on the sign when it appears (reference to Question 59 from The Impossible Quiz; charging and firin' the lazor will fire at the question number, create a black hole, and cause a Game Over!). (10)
139. Bond (Bondage, get it?) // SKIP: Click the top right valve.
140. Edam. The answer is in the bottom left option box, you have to wait until it appears (reference to Question 62 from The Impossible Quiz 2, with all rotating option boxes coming from the different Impossible Quiz games in the series) (you need to time yourself carefully)
141. Click on the second portal from the right at the bottom. Alternatively, type 'cast'. (Splapp revealed that this was a leftover from question 43)
142. Click the 42nd 42. (reference to Question 42 from The Impossible Quiz, except the correct '42' is located slightly to the right, plus the '42' in the hint counts as one of the 42 42s) (10)
143. Gabe Newell (He invented the Steam Engine which is created by the gaming company called Valve)
144. Press 'Y'. ("Why", just... "WHY") (The question page is sinking into lava, and after about 3 seconds, the 144 will sink into the lava) (5)
145. Rot! (Question asks for your favourite colour in German, the answer means "red")
146. Press '!' repeatedly. (You DON'T need to hold the shift key) (10)
147. The Battle of Hastings?
148. Click the buttons below in order: blue, red, blue, yellow. (obviously a reference to Questions 50, 56 and 98 from TIQ, and Question 84 from TIQ 2. The question is in a severely messed up state. You have to be quick, because if the yellow button moves off the screen, you have to either skip, or it's Game Over) (10)
149. 410 (30 in the Demo, 110 in IQ1, 120 in IQ2, 150 in this quiz; 30 + 110 + 120 + 150 = 410)
150. Choose to wipe The Impossible Quiz out of history in order to save Chris. (If you click "Sacrifice Your Lives" then it's Game Over....)

Sunday, 20 July 2014

The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 2 Walkthrough Guide

The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 2
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The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 2 Guide
Solutions to The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 2
Note: Answers written in red indicate that the question features a bomb. The bolded red text next to it indicates the timer of the bomb. If the number is "in quotes", then the bomb won't cause a game over upon time running out. If the number has an ellipsis (...) before it, the bomb will appear if you take too long in a question. If it's blue instead of red, then the bomb lasts for two questions instead of only one.

51. Depends on the size of your mouth (how many bits (of something on one) goes in one bite)
52. Hello score (Hi score!)
53. Load "" (used to fix a ZX Splapptrum)
54. Click all the dots, the one in the question number too (10)
55. Mostly harmless ("Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" reference)
56. All of the above (Think of really old games...)
57. Crab meat (Crabmeats are the crab Badniks from Sonic games)
58. Press "1", and then the "up"-arrow (1-Up!)
59. Click the 59th square (far right square on the 4th row)
60. Use the up and down arrow keys to move the paddle, it's highly recommended to just stay in the middle. Beat "Extremely Intelligent Phlovomite Programming" to win!
61-70 update: When update is finished, a big 5 fills the screen
Cassette-o-matic 4000: Type "" next to "Load" and then click Play. // LIFEBUOY: Type lifebuoy and click play (EASTER EGG: Type easteregg and click play)
61. Fifteen (How many colors in a ZX Spectrum)
62. Press the right key to kick, and the left to retract, repeat three or four times until the butt is bleeding.
63. Hold the up key to remove the ring from the question number (It looks like the Red Ring of Death) (10)
64. The Mega Drive (the first book of the Bible is the Genesis, and the Sega Genesis is known as Sega Mega Drive in Europe and Japan)
65. Metal Gear Flaccid (meaning, unfirm or unstable, an opposite of solid)
66. Neptune (Pluto is a dwarf planet) (10) (notice planets like Zebes from the Metroid series)
67. Residential (reference to Sim City, Commercial + Industrial = Residential)
68. Don't do anything, the bomb will take care of it (Bomberman reference) ("10")
69. Click 69 (question number) 69 times
70. Use the arrow keys to move Pac-Frank to eat all of the dots. If a ghost touches you, you lose one life. (Obviously a Pac-Man parody)
71-80 update: When update is finished, a big 7 fills the screen
71. Italy (Because of Mario)
72. Shoot (click) all the Phlovomite birds (if you miss any you're doomed, because of the bomb) (Reference to Duck Hunt) (10)
73. Spatula Future (the name of Chapter 3 of the Impossible Quiz Book)
74. One (How many letter S in settler?) (Because the last S is not a part of the word ‘letters’, the last S in ‘settlers’ is not a part of that word either, just like in Q11, or how letter is an anagram of settler)
75. Perform the addition using binary (e.g: 1001 + 1100 = 10101), (10+10=100, not 20)
- ex. 1 Question: 1001 + 1100 = 10101
- ex. 1 Question: 10 + 10 = 100
- ex. 1 Question: 01001101 + 10000000 = 1101101
- ex. 1 Question: 11111 + 01001 = 101000
- ex. 1 Question: 10000 x 00010 = 100000
- ex. 1 Question: 11011 - 01010 = 10001
- ex. 1 Question: 1001 + 0110 = 001111
- ex. 1 Question: 1000110 / 0000010 = 0100011
76. Type 'u' (ewe) (ewe = female sheep) (10)
77. Click "Lives" (It's an anagram of the word 'evil') (10) // FUSESTOPPER: Search for it, it's above the lifebuoy
78. Avoid being hit by asteroids (A good strategy is keeping in the edges)
79. Any of the options will work, since the game will pretend to crash and give you a Blue Screen of Death. When on this screen, press any of the key-shaped zeroes in the numbers present in the screen (there are two); trying to press anything on your keyboard will take a life away from you!
80. Win this AWESOME game by collecting 5 glowing orbs (Hint: Spatulons can be killed by jumping on them)
81-100 update: When update is finished, a big 1 fills the screen
Demo version finished: Click "Buy full version for only 1600 quiz points"
81. What a long, strange trip it's been (name of an achivement in "World of Warcraft", really hard to get)
82. Unzip Sackboy. However, you can click his head, and six options will appear, but they are all wrong. (15)
83. Yoctosecond (it's 10 ^ -24 of a second)
84. Africa (A free car)
85. Mash the broken one to fix it, then click "Lyre bird" (Lyre bird = Liar bird) (10)
86. Move the mines around the center until they fall off, then click the center; a Fusestopper is heavily recommended (from the Splapp's flash "The Orbinauts") (10)
87. 42 (answer to life, universe, and everything. While the question number is the correct result to the addition, clicking it makes you lose one life)
88. Pressing the right armpit gives the Giant Enemy Crab massive damage. (reference to The Giant Enemy Crab meme) (10)
89. Say "GAH"! (referring to Sonic, which was created by Sega, therefore "Say gah")
90. Choose "Fight!". In-battle, if your enemy is an Eye-on-legs, attack with either "Scratch" twice or "Poke" twice. If it's Bacon, attack with "Bite" twice. After the Phlovomite is defeated, he'll either find a Fez or say "I hate you, little ginger bum-hole". A big 9 fills the screen briefly.
91. Pull the question over (look at the bottom right corner of the question!)
92. Second burger from the right, top row (do a barrel roll) (10)
93. She is your bionic arm! (reference to Bionic Commando)
94. Click X on all the pop-ups, until you get one about dirty pics and yiffing. Once you get that pop-up, click on "CLICK HERE!!!".
95. I was saving it for question 95.
96. Press X until a guy with a balloon will come, being smashed by a car (reference to Heavy Rain for the PS3; during the intro of this chapter, it says at the bottom left corner "PRESS X TO JASON").
97. Floater (A lemming who uses in a toilet) (12)
98. Mash to fix the bottom left one, then click "Amber lamps" (A pun on Ambulance and 999 is the emergency number in London; the other possible answers are Lara Croft, Master Chief and Kevin Butler).
99. Yellow, yellow, red, yellow, blue, pink (rhythm of happy birthday). After the loco rocos are clicked, an empty plate falls in with a little card that reads "The cake is a LIE". (meme from Portal)
100. The password is 5719 (each of the numbers comes from the aftermath of the updates and the battle in Q90; misclick once and the bomb will go off instantaneously!) (10)

Sunday, 13 July 2014

The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1 Walkthrough Guide

The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1
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The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1 Guide
Solutions to The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1
Note: Answers written in red indicate that the question features a bomb. The bolded red text next to it indicates the timer of the bomb. If the number is "in quotes", then the bomb won't cause a game over upon time running out. If the number has an ellipsis (...) before it, the bomb will appear if you take too long in a question.

1. Carefully (starting like you can)
2. Clint Eastwood (He's a really good shooter)
3. 2:30 (tooth-hurty = Two-thirty)
4. A femur (female lemur)
5. Click the empty SKIP arrow (It points the same way as east on the compass pointing to east)
6. Click the word "What" (It wasn't a question, since there was no question mark)
7. Illegal (ill eagle)
8. Press "H" on the keyboard (the alphabet) (variant of a question from first The Impossible Quiz, even hinted at by one of the options)
9. Blnd Pg, since it has no eyes (no i's)
10. Count the sperms, it's either 7 or 8 (If one of the upper is tired, it's 8; if not, 7) (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 1)
11. 4 (How many letter S in assassin?) (Because the last S is not a part of the word ‘letters’, the last S in ‘assassins’ is not a part of that word either, or because there are 4 unique letters in the word)
12. Click the dots in order. (20) // SKIP: Press the empty dot after 7, then continue
13. Corn flakes (tons of them fall on the floor)
14. Click the correct item (pigeon/dolphin to the left, fork to the right)
15. >:( (Angry, because it's hard)
16. Click the word "question" (Options read "Press", "the", "long", "one"; "question" is the longest word of the question)
17. Press "C" on the keyboard, since it's showing a picture of a sea (sea = C)
18. The dictionary (since it will give you the meaning of the WORD "life")
19. A tin (reference to a question from the first Impossible Quiz)
20. Click Chris repeatedly until he is done licking his leg.
21. Drag the dot between the 2 and 1 in the question number, and then press the resulting 2.1 (10)
22. A yoglett (a baby yogurt)
23. Pop the correct amount of bubbles, (either 18, 23 or 27) then click the arrow (20) // FUSESTOPPER: Click the dark purple bubble (Middle left one)
24. Click the words ‘far too’ (it turns into "FART oo")
25. Seaweed (as in, the sea urinated (joined)
26. Yes (If not, the last question would be wrong)
27. Wow. The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill (considering the same question was asked 3 times)
28. Drag off the body, then click the liver (De-liver = remove the liver, it's the weird shape like the heart on his body) (10)
29. A yoglett (see Q22)
30. Press left and right arrows until Chris is hit by a tank (Left, right, left, right, left, right, left)
31. No U (100 pennies in a POUND, but the U is left out of "pound")
32. Press "M" on the keyboard (1 in "a Minute", 2 in "a MoMent", none in "a thousand years") (10)
33. You wrote it with your left hand (The creator of this question is right-handed)
34. Biased! (Bi=Two, A**=Donkey)
35. Press "P" on the keyboard, since it shows a guy peeing (pee = P)
36. Drag the word “bowel” and click "Answer" ("Bowel movements" = movement of (the word) “bowel”)
37. Click the button repeatedly until the bar fills up and transforms Chris into his real-life counterpart, Socks! (10)
38. 25.81 (square root of 666)
39. People die (swine flu reference from this quiz)
40. In my gentleman's area (or otherwise) (click on the doll's crotch)
41. Wipe their arse (dump means poop)
42. Mash all the keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead (reference to a flash game made by DeviantArt user gingerneck; also referenced in Question 42 in The Impossible Quiz 2) (10)
43. Type cast on the keyboard (The answer is (to) type CAST) (10)
44. Drag the word "mouse" on top of "here", then click the arrow on the right of the screen (reference to the maze questions of the previous TIQ games, especially the second)
45. Drag the word "ground" down, and fix the leaks under there (The under ground pipes = The pipes under (the word) “ground”) (10)
46. There are 7 different questions:
- ex. 1 Question: JFMAMJJASON? (Answer: D) January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November (Answer: December)
- ex. 2 Question: OTTFFSSEN? (Answer: T) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine (Answer: Ten)
- ex. 3 Question: MTWTFS? (Answer: S) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Answer: Sunday)
- ex. 4 Question: ROYGBI? (Answer: V) Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo (Answer: Violet)
- ex. 5 Question: MVEMJSUN? (Answer: P) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (Answer: Pluto)
- ex. 6 Question: TIQTIQTTIQ? (Answer: B) The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz Two, The Impossible Quiz (Answer: Book)
- ex. 7 Question: FFFRRPPHHH? (Answer: That’s a fart isn’t it?)
47. Rub the mouse up and down the pole until the tesla coil Badly Drawn Dog/Bitch/Pups are chewing on, until it's struck by the bigger tesla coil (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 2) (15)
48. 1 (keys to make something unstable: 1 key = Wonky)
49. Either drag the word "Life" onto Mars, or click Mars' craters until a Phlovomite (blue alien) pops out with a sign that says "Yes!" (you will have to do only one of these tasks each time, it's completely random) (20)
50. Shoot (click) the headed hook three times. You need to be quick! (5)

Sunday, 6 July 2014

The Impossible Quiz 2 Walkthrough Guide

The Impossible Quiz 2
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The Impossible Quiz 2 Guide
Solutions to The Impossible Quiz 2
Note: Answers written in red indicate that the question features a bomb. The bolded red text next to it indicates the timer of the bomb. If the number is "in quotes", then the bomb won't cause a game over upon time running out. If the number has an ellipsis (...) before it, the bomb will appear if you take too long in a question. A [WATCH OUT] warning means you must pay attention or react on time, should you fail to do it, you may lose.

1. Up his sleevies (armies = arms, sleevies = sleeves)
2. Paint (green paint, because otherwise there wouldn't be green to see?)
3. Earth (the rest of the options are actually candy bars)
4. American (A merry can!)
5. Type what Frank tells you to do (either "arse", "carrot", or "udder")
6. 8 (“Sentence” has 8 letters)
7. Press the right arrow key (on your keyboard)
8. 10 letters in ("The Great Wall of China" starts after ten letters into the question)
9. Click the creature several times to make it evolve. //SKIP: Click the bubble on the right side.
10. Click and drag the words "a penguin" to reveal the answer.
11. Don't touch the blue parts of the maze. First head up, then to the left, click and hold the left mouse button to grab the key, then head over to the right and put it into the lock to proceed!
12. Fine (even reading the question upside-down, the answer is still the right way up!)
13. Lederhosen (a hosen is a construction used to spread liquids through an area)
14. Click the 14 twice (if you drag the dots around so that the red markings line up with the white boxes, they create the message: 'Click the question number twice')
15. A backwards dog (God is the word "dog" spelled backwards!)
16. Chris (the series' cat; you can see him and his name in the credits)
17. Touch the brown balloon with your mouse, but don't touch any of the red ones. It's best to start with your mouse at the top of the screen then move into position
18. Fly sandwiches (a spider likes eating flies, a man likes eating sandwiches)
19. Fusestopper (it says so in the instructions of this quiz)
20. Turn on the light then pop all of Slick's zits. (12) //FUSESTOPPER: Pop the purple zit on Slick’s visible ear.
21. 30 (questions in The Impossible Quiz Demo, not The Impossible Quiz)
22. Pink Clouds (candy floss looks like pink clouds!)
23. Win the Tic-Tac-Toe game by dragging the circle around 23 to the appropriate spot. It's on the 2nd column at the bottom.
24. Space (it's located under the "sea", or "C" key)
25. When it's a jar (a jar = ajar, which means open)
26. You run. You run so far away. (taken from the Demo of the first Quiz; reference to the 80s song "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls)
27. Press 1 on the keyboard. (5)
28. This is Sparta! (location pointed in the map)
29. Move the mouse to the small area to the right of the stream of water to find a green gem. If you accidentally uncover a bomb, drag it to the water to put it out. Be careful; there are some 1-second time-bombs! Don't just drag the bombs screen, it will still cause a GAME OVER. (1-5) //SKIP: Find the green bomb under RC in “search” and let it explode. ("3")
- You'll have to use the sink to defuse the bombs, instead of the Fusestoppers.
30. Click the 0 in 30. (A Rolo is a chocolate candy with no holes) (10)
31. Drive down the M4 (two whales = to Wales, to which you get by driving the M4)
32. Click the finger ("pick nose", as in "picking your nose") (10)
33. Click the 33 (which looks like a pair of bare arses)
34. Click the "Death" button (pressing the word "this" in the question's message will give you a Game Over; don't get tricked!). (10)
35. Aim for the face (you play darts by aiming at the face... of the dartboard, not of the babies!)
36. Tequila (to kill her!)
37. Move the mouse out of the flash window or right-click, and an elephant will fall (since elephants don't like mice).
38. Mash any buttons on the keyboard (except TAB) to fill the meter (10)
39. Same as 11, only your pointer disappears. Use the circles to guide you through the maze. Head up and to the left in the branching point, then to where the key is located; head all the way back from where you came holding the key, then go to the lock in the right path of the branching and open it with the key! (15)
- Fusestoppers won't wake up because the bomb's timer doesn't start until you make the maze appear.
40. Toucan (Two can!)
41. Click on the circle to the right of the word "smallest", which will shrink a few seconds after getting here. You don't have to wait until it shrinks to click it. // FUSESTOPPER: You can find it in the bottom-right corner; it's invisible until you put your mouse on him!
42. Drag Horse-Worm's fist and drop it on Pig Buster (the worm on the right with the scarf) (reference to a Flash by Gingerneck)
43. A random question from The Impossible Quiz (10)
- ex. 1 Question: "Save changes to untitled?" - "Bran" (q. 23)
- ex. 2 Question: "Click the answer" - Click the word "Answer" (q. 4)
- ex. 3 Question: "What flavour is cardboard?" - "Egg Mayonnaise" (q. 29)
- ex. 4 Question: "Bridget makes everyone..." - "Tom Cruise" (q. 43)
- ex. 5 Question: "Which magical property do dog eggs contain?" - "Blindness" (q. 89)
- ex. 6 Question: "Which is the correct spelling?" - "SPLAPP-ME-DO" (q. 49)
- ex. 7 Question: "?" - Top right "?" (q. 73)
44. What you say!! (reference to the "All your base are belong to us" meme)
45. Click the second E in "I see" (it'll turn green) then the I, then the E, then the I, then the O in "O RLY?" (EIEIO!)
46. Around Orion's waist (Orion and Orion's Belt are constellations, and the Belt is literally located on Orion's starry waist!)
47. Universal Serial Bus (It’s in space, it's carrying cereals, and it's a bus!)
48. USB Ports (where Universal Serial Buses pick up their passengers)
49. Follow Frank's directions. Be careful not to type anything if it doesn't say "Frank Says" at the top, though. (it's either 4-3-?-9-Enter, which gives you a picture of Dennis the Square Tomato; Delete loads of times, which gives you a lemur with a Santa hat; Ctrl-Space-Up-Alt, which gives a pic of a gross stick figure; or X-Q-B, which gives you a pic of Chris).
50. Part 1: Click the Badly Drawn Dog's mouth to chew the bone (10); part 2: Rub your mouse over him to "pet" him. (6)
- There's TWO bombs in here. A Fusestopper can't be bothered to deal with two of them!
51. Click "came last" (it will turn into "CAMEL ast")
52. Move the mouse back and forth over the lamp to clean it. You can do it up and down.
53. Click next to the G (notice it looks like an arrow, which is uncommon on the quiz.)
54. There is a mouse's tail near the bottom right corner. Drag that mouse onto the circle, so that it gets caught. (6)
55. Pokémon (to get Pikachu onto a bus, just "Poke him on!")
56. lol micropenis (located on the duck's crotch!)
57. Four (the answer "FOUR" has FOUR letters)
58. Press Space on your keyboard (since it's displaying outer space)
59. Click and drag the 'R' in "varnish" away from it (so that it says "vanish", before vanishing itself)
60. Just keep dragging the cat down as quickly as you can. (10)
61. To get to the other side (this will always be the reason the chicken crossed the road!)
62. Edam (a kind of cheese that happens to be the word "made" backwards!)
63. Press the "Quality" button on the bottom of the screen (because it has "Q", the seventeenth letter of the alphabet) //SKIP: Type "Q" on your keyboard.
64. Click on all six differences between the Spatulon images: the planet in the background; a very small cloud missing on the right side; one of the mountain tops near the missing cloud is missing the spatula on its peak; a crease under the Spatulon's eye; the smallest tooth closest to its cheek is missing; and at the very bottom near its right hand the ground is a different color. (You must click on the differences on the image on the right!) (15)
65. Goat's Blood (a cow's favorite beverage)
66. Click all the lighter colored leaves off the body. (10) // FUSESTOPPER: Click the flower on its necklace
67. Intricate maze with invisible cursor. Start by going up and to the left; then, take the narrow lower path until the very end, and put your mouse on the green button; a message in the middle of the screen will appear, saying "The code to turn off the universe: 8-2-7-5", which you must remember for Question 100; take the shortcut back to the beginning of the narrow path, but head up instead, to where the key is located. After grabbing the key, go the right and then down, avoiding getting crushed by the blocks, and then open the lock with the key!
68. Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged. (these quizzes are known for not giving you checkpoints!)
69. Click on the bomb's counter when it's at 2 (it's the result of the subtraction); by the way, LOL 69 (10)
- How are you gonna find the answer without the bomb?
70. [WATCH OUT] Click on Chris, then memorize how many times he gets punched before fainting.
71. 28.8kbps modem (insanely great thing) (10)
72. Violence (Violence the Strawberry, a character by Splapp)
73. Mash the bush repeatedly to cut it and give it a new shape (8)
74. No (question taken from the Demo of the first Quiz; if you click "Yes", it's Game Over! Simples!)
75. Refer to Q70, how many punches Chris took before passsing out.
76. AIDS (Splapp admitted in his Tumblr that this question has no actual logic or pun, it's just random)
77. A fat bloke (likely to see in America; question taken from the Demo of the first Quiz)
78. Move the mouse over the handle until the Phlovomite's head pops out of the box (15)
79. Drag the “on” in "dragon" ("Drag-on”) to the circle.
80. A corpse's bra (blood turns blue (deoxygenated) when you die, hence the blue tits of the question)
81. Grey goose (9th picture at the bottom right, that's an anser!)
82. Click "Obvious" after the bomb starts flashing, when it gets to 3 seconds (too obvious, man...) (8)
- You need the timer of the bomb reaching 3 seconds or lower to click the answer.
83. Drag the ground away, then click next (7)
84. Click blue, red, blue and yellow (referencing the color code in Question 50 of the first Quiz; it's also given as a Tip of the Day in this quiz's loading screen!)
85. NEVAR! (Splapp stated at the end of the credits: “I’m not making any more, two of the quizzes is enough!”)
86. Type “U” on your keyboard (letter of the alphabet that comes after "T") (5)
87. [WATCH OUT] Click the egg that was pointed at by an arrow instead of the carrots.
88. Don’t do anything (the bomb will just say zero, then read 'OH') ("15")
- It's a dud, therefore you can't defuse it.
89. I'd have thought at least one of them would have ducked (the people mentioned in the question's message walked into a bar; an iron bar, that is, which makes you wonder why didn't they dodge it!)
90. TL;DR (don't read the message; a GIANT 1-second bomb will appear and scare the life outta you!!) (...1)
- The bomb won't appear until after a while, and it's just too big to be defused!
91. [WATCH OUT] Click on Amy Rose's head when the aim appears. BOOM! Headshot! (scene from Splapp's animation "Sonic Breaks his Neck")
92. None - I'm on question 92 of the Impossible Quiz 2 :( (if you have made to this question, you probably don't have a life at ALL)
93. Click the phrase "the odd one out" (NOT Dennis the Square Tomato) (7)
94. Silence (if you say "silence", you break the silence!)
95. Click the numbers in the following order: '-15,1', '-4', '0', '2', '15', '15,1', '76', '151', then wait or click the arrow that reads "Enough" that will appear on the top left of the picture. (15)
96. Click your current number of lives at the bottom of the screen (smaller than all of the four options you are given) (5)
97. Click “K” in “BLACK” (the K is in the center of the "blacK hole" from the question) (15)
98. 5 (the amount of times lemurs have appeared or been mentioned throughout the Quiz!)
99. Burst 99 red balloons. Popping a blue one will make you lose 1 life; popping a green one will reduce the red balloon counter by 1, and the bomb rocket will KILL YOU! (song "99 Red Ballons" will play in the background afterwards)
- Bomb-like balloons can't be defused, so pay attention!
100. Click 8-2-7-5 then click the red flashing lever (the code is from green button in Question 67) (10)

Chris' Incredible 20 Questions
101. Type the whole alphabet from "A" to "Z" on your keyboard. (10)
102. Drag away all the pictures, and then click Chris' face in the middle. (7)
103. Red (the blood is the collar, and blood is red; it could also be referring to his actual collar, which he's wearing on the credits, accessible from the main menu) (8)
104. Clean the windows; a Fusestopper recommended. (15)
105. Click the switch behind the question number. Once you click it, a picture of an animal with burning eyes will appear. (10)
106. Remove the eye of the left Sigworminator and put it one the metal-thingy legs in the middle to make eye on legs, then drag the ball in the hand into the place where the eye originally was (10)
107. Question repeat from this quiz, with the respective original options being omitted. Click on where the answer was in, including your number of lives or the question number if it's either of those cases. (10)
108. Follow the green arrows, not the red ones, and click Chris's head (it's best to remember the path, sometimes, and the green arrows are the right way, while the red arrows point in the opposite direction.) (10)
109. Graphite (graph fight) (15)
110. Click all the red squares (remember, it's not always the same). (15)
111. Type: “tebahpla eht” (That includes the space key.) (10)
112. Drag the can of Cheesy Fish-mush to the can opener. Use the mouse to operate the can opener by going round and round. When the can is open, drag it to the dish (15)
113. Click brown, the nicest color (Chris' fur's color, also used as the question color; rather straight-forward!).
114. Use the left and right keys repeatedly of the keyboard to brush the teeth (12)
115. Caturday (It's Chris' favorite day of the week.) (10)
116. Drag the pieces into the unfinished fusestopper. (These look weird.) (10)
117. A question from the Demo of the original Impossible Quiz, randomly chosen from those that didn't make it into neither of the two full-length Impossible Quizzes (answer normally).
118. Don't do anything! (If you press tab in any of the quizzes except the Demo, it's Game Over!) ("10")
119. Type "horse", then "peanut" then "chihuahua" before each Frank Bomb explodes.
- Frank Bombs are immune to Fusestoppers.
120. Random reference to a previously answered question from this Quiz. Click on the number that represents said question and you will win! (You cannot skip this question.)(10)
- ex. 1 Question: What was the first balloon question? (Q 17)
- ex. 2 Question: Which is the second maze question? (Q 39)
- ex. 3 Question: One question had a red question number. Which was it? (Q 43)
- ex. 4 Question: Which question was Longcat in? (Q 60)
- ex. 5 Question: One Hit Wonder (Q 99)
- ex. 6 Question: Burnt face duck (Q 56)
- ex. 7 Question: There are two "Frank Says" questions. One is #5. Which is the other? (Q 49)
- ex. 8 Question: Which question did Mars first appear in? (Q 58)
- ex. 9 Question: LOL (Q 69)
- ex. 10 Question: Ponk Plucking (Q 66)
- ex. 11 Question: Which question was the second Fusestopper on? (Q 41)

Sunday, 29 June 2014

The Impossible Quiz Walkthrough Guide

The Impossible Quiz
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Play Online: The Impossible Quiz
Developer: Splapp-Me-Do
Genre: Puzzle

The Impossible Quiz Guide
Solutions to The Impossible Quiz
Note: Answers written in red indicate that the question features a bomb. The bolded red text next to it indicates the timer of the bomb. If the number is "in quotes", then the bomb won't cause a game over upon time running out. If the number has an ellipsis (...) before it, the bomb will appear if you take too long in a question.

1. Four (holes in the words "A Polo" or 4 holes in a polo shirt: head, arms, and bottom)
2. No, but a tin can (Word play: A match can't box but a tin can.)
3. K.O (O.K backwards)
4. Click the words THE ANSWER
5. Right click then move over then click, or move around the screen, or click the left mouse button, move straight to the destination point and then release it.
6. Shallots (Shallots are the roots of onion!)
7. An elephant (it's referring to real life)
8. Find the green checkmark with the message "Yes!" (under "se" in "Search!")
9. Top right 'THAT ONE' (it points to the bottom left option, where the answer to Q2 was)
10. Dentures ("choose = "chews", therefore making the task "Chews Food") //+1 Skip
11. n (It's follows the word "December" second)
12. The dot above ' i ' (It's the smallest blue dot there!)
13. F'TAANG (does sound a lot like a bell!)
14. Torch (lighter as in brighter, adding a torch makes it "lighter")
15. Type 'Horse' on the on-screen keyboard
16. H (the 7th letter of the alphabet)
17. The question number (result of the subtraction of the question)
18. Hammer (MC Hammer reference: "Hammer Time!" in the clock)
19. Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY)
20. Seal! (Seal the deal!) //+ 1 Skip
21. Top left option box (will flash in green after a few seconds)
22. +1 Skip (skip to the next question)
23. BRAN (You have to give a name to the file in order to save your changes!)
24. "Click the 'V' in lives" (If you cycle over the colors, they show that message)
25. Shoe Polish (has silver nitrate, and silver can be used to kill werewolves)
26. Arsefacey (the rest of the locations actually exist in the UK)
? (27.): GO TO 28 (you're in Question 27, so you'll be sent to the following one)
28. Abundance ("A bun dance", perfectly describing the dancing cupcake)
29. Egg Mayonnaise (Splapp thinks it tastes like cardboard!)
30. Cross through the tunnel (Or cheat by either abusing right-clicking, or holding the left mouse button)
31. Woof. Woof. Woof. (number of times Splapp's Badly Drawn Dawg barks)
32. Babycham and Human Faeces ("Babycham"= "sham", "faeces" = "poo", making "shampoo" together)
33. 7 (There are 7 letters in "HIS HAND")
34. Move cursor away from the screen (or just right-click)
35. Wait 5 seconds, then click the green smiling button that appears. //+ 1 Skip
36. A walk (because a fly without wings can't fly, therefore making it a walk)
37. Any answer is correct (you can't get this question wrong!)
38. Mary Rose (as in "Mary got up" after sitting on a pin)
39. Cylindrical Adventures (Splapp's Flash animation where the cylinder belongs)
40. Cross over the maze; you can cheat by right-clicking or holding the left mouse button, moving to the point and then releasing it.
41. AFRO (the most peculiar thing of that duck, plus it's not called "afro")
42. The 42nd 42 (it is the second 42 on the bottom row)
43. Tom Cruise (Jerry McGuire reference)
44. Click the dot on the nailed puzzle piece (if you solve the puzzle, it says: "Click here" and has an arrow pointing to that dot)
45. WRONG (top right option box). (everything is in Wingdings: question says "Potatoes fly", options say "Indeed", "WRONG", "Why not?", "ROFL")
46. OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD (one of the comments to Splapp's Flash "Sonic Breaks his Neck", from which the picture is taken)
47. Find the red button with an invisible cursor (around where the arrow on the "Vanish" bottle was)
48. SNAAAAKE! (Metal Gear Solid reference)
49. SPLAPP-ME-DO (correct spelling of the name)
50. O.K. (you must remember both codes)
51. Repeatedly click the Spatulon and the Phlovomite until the Spatulon wins (because Spatulons are the better ones!)
52. Click the third batch of leaves, which belongs to a carrot (Splapp actually traced a carrot's leaves for that one)
53. ...but pa might not. ("Marmite" = "ma might")
54. No, about 20cm off the ground ("Shanghai" = "She hang/hung high")
55. A games console for wholemeal biscuits (definition of a digestive system) (10) //+ 1 Skip
56. Using your invisible cursor, press the buttons in the following order: Blue, red, blue, yellow (color code from Q50)
57. Erm... one? (Count Dracula... Count him!)
58. Shepherd's Pie (the ones made OUT of shepherds! Also, blood is a drink)
59. Repeatedly click the Shoop da Whoop face until he's charged his laser and destroys the bomb. (10)
60. Answer this honestly: no if you didn't make it the first time you got here since opening the Flash, or yes if you managed to do it the first time. If you lie, it's a Game Over!
61. Thumbs up icon ("(Y)" makes the thumbs up emoticon on MSN)
62. Moss (the question was written with a lisp, so "moth" actually means "moss")
63. Tasteless white filth (author's personal opinion on Chicken McNuggets)
64. Egg > 28 (completely random, according to Splapp)
65. Click the word "LARGEST"
66. The '!' at the end of the words 'the world' (10)
67. A big hairy arsonist (because the picture IS an "arse on IST")
68. Stroke Chris the cat with your mouse until filling the bar; he'll make an odd "meow" before you move on.
69. LOL, 69 (sex position and reference to question number)
70. Using its anus (as in what makes the dog smell bad)
71. Click on any option box when it turns green (timing's important!)
72. Click on the light switch, located near the left edge of the screen; you will be presented with a funny picture of a lemur before moving on.
73. Top right '?' (the one that matches the one in the task)
74. No one knows that (the game assumes nobody who has got to this point knows how many questions there are)
75. After the bomb is lit up, click the ESCAPE arrow quickly (it will appear under the question number; if you fail, it's an instant Game Over!) (1) //+ 1 Skip
76. Sugar, honey, honey (reference to the song "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies)
77. Question 77 (the question isn't talking about the picture, but actually about itself!)
78. Four (the only option that has ever been a correct answer before; "Déjà vu" is when you experience something you think you have already experienced before)
79. Click the U in 'what do yoU mean?', (it's shaped like a horseshoe, and that's what the question's asking you to click!) (10)
80. Filthy Romanians (Romania was known to have the highest rate of hepatitis, which is a liver infection)
81. Rub the cursor up and down on the pole, and after the lightning strikes on it, click on the green arrow that will appear on the monitor on the right.
82. Cut all 10 toenails by clicking them (you have to be fast!) (6)
83. National Dyslexic Association (joke about how dyslexic people would naturally mess up the initial letters of their own association)
84. You must only touch the shooting star, avoiding the meteors. Before doing so, you MUST grab the Skips here, since you will need them later.
SKIPS: There are 2 Skips here. the first one will appear around the top left corner, while the second will fly from the top right corner of the screen towards the left side shortly afterwards. Roll the mouse over them to collect them.
85. I loved it! (you'd better have enjoyed the mini-game!)
86. The Prince (from the Katamari video game series; he's green, and the "sticky balls" refer to the Katamaris, which collect what they touch!)
87. The dot after '87' (it's hidden; therefore, it's what is missing from this question)
88. Repeatedly click until Eggman snaps Sonic's leg (a scene from Sonic Break His Neck) (10)
89. Blindness (dog eggs don't exist; if you can see them, you are blind!)
90. Nonce (Michael Jackson HAD nose jobs, but "nonce" is British and Australian slang for "child sex offender") (10)
91. Hover under the third hole in the paper on the left side; it will start to rip. You have to move all the way across to rip the paper in half. (...5)
92. Click the numbered heads in descending order ('194', '27', '26', '14', '9', '3', '2.5', '1', '0.4'). If you do it, Mars will sing 'What Is The Light?' by the Flaming Lips. If you take too long to answer this question, a bomb will appear. (...10)
93. Move the bomb away and press "Go!" (10)
94. You must NOT do anything; the bomb is a dud, and clicking the "Detonate" button would obviously make it go off! ("10")
95. Move your cursor away from the screen (or right-click), then click the red button after the cat leaves (the cat will stay on the screen if your mouse is on screen, as cats like mice)
96. A right mess (if you put both a number 1 (pee) and a number 2 (poo) on a calculator, that's the result!) (10)
97. 10+ times! (the game will assume you have restarted that amount of times anyway!) (10)
98. Click on the words "Blue, red, blue, yellow", ignoring the colors they're written in (referencing the color code from Q50) (10)
99. When the traffic light turns green (at 1 second), click the sign next to it (10)
100. Two (there are two holes in two Polo mints!)

The Epic 10
101. Type 'Chihuahua' on the on-screen keyboard (10)
102. Touch all of the dots by rolling your mouse over them and avoid the squares. One section has no circle and just one square; wait for the square to disappear. if you miss one, you lose a life and start the question over.
103. Using your invisible cursor, search for Dennis the Square Tomato, who's invisible as well (it's on where the "c" in "search" was located before fading away). Glitch: if you click it twice, you'll skip Q104! (10)
104. Large yellow sad moon (the opposite of what the task said; "yellow" doesn't have an opposite) Glitch: like the previous one, click that moon twice and you'll skip the following question! (10)
105. Spell "BANANA" using the "A" in "Apple", the "N" in "nectariNe", and the "B" in "gooseBerry" (it's the only way to refer to the picture of the banana on screen!) (10)
106. Follow the road, then click on the arrow that will appear on the end (right-clicking doesn’t work here, unlike previous maze questions; clicking and holding the LEFT mouse button in the beginning and releasing it in the end WILL do the trick though!)
107. When you put your mouse on any of the answers, a fake Game Over screen comes up. Don't do anything. Just wait and it will disappear, before you proceed. (If you click TRY AGAIN on the fake Game Over screen, a new one that says "Oh, you idiot!" will apear and you will actually get a Game Over!)
108. Type "4 8 15 16 23 42" (the number code from Q50 and reference to "Lost") on the on-screen keyboard, then click 'Execute'; if you fail to do this, the computer will go completely crazy and display hieroglyphics before you get a Game Over! (11)
109. Repeatedly click Spidermonkey until he craps out an arrow. Click on the arrow to move on (10)
110. Use all of your Skips by clicking on them; if you don't have all seven of them when getting here, it's Game Over! (10)

Sunday, 22 June 2014

Turtle Trigger Walkthrough Guide

Turtle Trigger
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Play Online: Turtle Trigger
Developer: Ignatus Zuk & Gonzossm
Genre: Action, Distance

Turtle Trigger Guide
List of Items In Turtle Trigger
Jet Pack - $7,500
Description: A flying turtle! Damn boy, must get this.
Super Shell - $6,000
Description: Doubles up your armor! Also, you'll look like a pimp!
Rifle - $0
Description: The most basic gun of all! Single shot fire.
Uzi - $3,500
Description: Go ghetto on dem dawg! Dat shi fo real!! Rapid fire!
Shotgun - $7,500
Description: Deliciousness in each sheel, spread shot, powerful!
AR-15 - $12,000
Description: Rapid firing Assault Rifle. Powerful.
Super Automatic Rocket Launcher - $30,000
Description: Own everything but this!

Recommended Build for Turtle Trigger
1. Super Shell
2. Jet Pack
3. Shotgun
4. AR-15
5. Super Automatic Rocket Launcher
5. Uzi

Weapon Setup
1. Rifle
2. Shotgun
3. AR-15
4. Super Automatic Rocket Launcher

Turtle Trigger Walkthrough
Turtle Trigger is all about competing for Highscores to be the best of the turtles! Survive this madness for as long as possible, and most importantly of all, don't die! Here are some quick tips for Turtle Trigger... Basically, use a shot gun against weak enemies in big groups, never shoot at bomber when near them. Use your jet pack when needed, such as spikes or enemies charging at you. The UZI is basically useless, you're better off with the rifle. The Bazooka overheats, spam slowly. I know it's hard. :P

To kill Rufus aka "The Boss", you have to shoot him in the head of the first part of the battle, except when he's about to do that ground pound thing (that's a no-damage mode for him). You'll see his head flash white with each hit that damages him. The second part of the battle starts when he "goes nuclear" as I put it, or when he shoots fireballs out in a circle. After that, any hit hurts him, including body shots. The ground pound no-damage mode still applies though. As for dealing with fireballs, you can try to dodge them, but you will probably still be hit.The best way to handle them is to shoot them; one shot will stop a fireball.

The best weapon for fighting Rufus is the assault rifle. While the rocket launcher looks like a good choice, the sustained fire you'll need to stop fireballs and hit Rufus will overheat it very quickly. The assault rifle, however, has a fast enough rate of fire to stop groups of fireballs and still hit Rufus, while also having a quick enough reload time to not get you killed while reloading. Additionally, it has a good enough damage rating to keep the fight from lasting too long, and it is more accurate than the other guns.

Pro-Tip: Reload the shotgun right after you shoot the first shot. The cooldown between reloading and then shooting is shorter than between each shot.

Sunday, 15 June 2014

Flight Walkthrough Guide

Flight
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Play Online: Flight
Developer: ArmorGames
Genre: Distance, Upgrades

Flight Guide
List of Upgrades in Flight
Better Model
Description: Improves the plane in general, and give you additional fuel.
Cost: $ 260 / 820 / 1900 / 2830

Lightweight
Description: Your plane becomes lighter, and falls slower.
Cost: $ 30 / 120 / 360 / 950 / 2140

Areodynamic
Description: Your plane retains its velocity for longer
Cost: $ 40 / 170 / 480 / 1260 / 2750

Rudder Control
Description: You are able to control your plane at the cost of fuelm higher levels give yoou better control.
Cost: $ 80 / 290 / 650

Throwing Power
Description: The initial power of throwing the plane is increased by 10 / 20 / 30 / 40 / 50 percent.
Cost: $ 90 / 180 / 430 / 900 / 1200

Fire Engine
Description: Hold spacebar to activate your engine.
Cost: $ 130 / 480 / 1490

Crane Booster
Description: Cranes now also give a boost.
Cost: $ 485

Lucky Star
Description: Normal stars have an additional 2 / 4 / 6 percent chance to spawn as a gold star.
Cost: $ 150 / 375 / 1450

Green Fuel
Description: Reduces fuel consumption by 10 / 20 / 30 percent.
Cost: $ 180 / 590 / 1350

Hurricane
Description: Your plane resists negative effects and gain boost from windmills.
Cost: $ 160 / 310 / 890

Emergency Booster
Description: Whenever you stall, you are given a chance to restart your engines.
Cost: $ 400

Rainbow Stars
Description: Once per flight, you can turn all stars into rainbow-stars for 10 seconds.
Cost: $ 1750

Crane Duration
Description: Increases the duration of the crane bonus by 1 / 2 seconds.
Cost: $ 325 / 1250

Wind Detector
Description: Jetstream warnings last 1 second longer.
Cost: $ 500

Mystery Upgrade
Description: A mysterious and impractical upgrade that is probably not worth the cost.
Cost: $ 3000

Recommended Build for Flight
1. Lightweight
2. Rudder Control
3. Areodynamic
4. Throwing Power
5. Green Fuel
6. Hurricane
7. Better Model
8. Lucky Star
9. Crane Duration
10. Crane Booster
11. Fire Engine
12. Wind Detector
13. Emergency Booster
14. Rainbow Stars
15. Mystery Upgrade
16. Repeat!

Flight Walkthrough
My fastest record is 15 days for this game, Flight. Basically, my strategy is to fly at low altitude, then pick up speed by gliding through a windmill or pick up cranes repeatedly. This cycle can keep on going and last for insanely long, as long you got fuel to control your paper plane. Every bar of fuel can give you about 1000 meters, just imagine if the game implements fuel pickups... The game is self sustainable! The "Mystery" Upgrade is actually pretty good. What it does is it makes your plane turn into some origami animal (I've seen the Learn to Fly's Penguin and Toss the Turtle's Turtle). And makes you bounce forward some more, hitting cranes, stars, and those propeller things.

Lastly, to grab lots of space stars. Try to max out all your upgrades first. Pick up your plane, go to bottom left corner, then throw quickly towards the top. Immediately hold left and space, so you should fly close to straight up. When you have about 1 bar of fuel left, stop using the engine. You should stall. Use emergency stall, now you're flying horizontally at some crazy high altitude and you can use the rest of your fuel to aim for space stars.

Pro-Tip: Do not throw backwards.